Wow, second episode in one day. This is going by quick. But let's get to the point of this episode: I LOVED SPONGEBOB. SQUAREPANTS. I was 12 when the show first released back in '99, so technically I was a little bit old for that, or so I thought. But as I got older, I started watching the show and saw it in a new light from those that saw it when they were younger. And my favorite characters were Patrick Star and Squidward Tentacles. Patrick I loved the most because of his dumb-and-dumber personality and his "words of wisdom." Sometimes, he is actually saying intelligent things when he thinks he's an idiot! That's what makes him so awesome. Although sadly, after the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, the original producer, Stephen Hillenburg, left the show to suckdom. But here, we celebrate Patrick's achievments with my Top 10 Patrick Star Quotes!

Number 10

Patrick - It's a Giraffe00:20

Patrick - It's a Giraffe

IT'S A GIRAFFE!!!!!!!!!

Number 9

I Love You - Patrick Star00:05

I Love You - Patrick Star

"Hello?" "I LOVE YOU"

Number 8

Mayonnaise is not an instrument00:33

Mayonnaise is not an instrument

Number 7

We Should Push Bikini Bottom Some Where Else00:06

We Should Push Bikini Bottom Some Where Else

Number 6

Who you callin pinhead00:04

Who you callin pinhead


Number 5

My Name's Not Rick!00:14

My Name's Not Rick!


Number 4

The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma00:08

The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma

Number 3

No, this is Patrick00:30

No, this is Patrick

Famous for it's Sparta Remixes

Number 2

The Ugly Barnacle00:14

The Ugly Barnacle

No, it didn't


Firmly Grasp it! (ORIGINAL CLIP)00:23

Firmly Grasp it! (ORIGINAL CLIP)

Don't ask


Thanks for journeying with me into Patrick's great words of pure wisdom. I hope you like them, and make sure to comment! It's request time next! Make a request and maybe I'll make it into my next episode!

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